Welcome to THE ULTIMATE WEBSITE!

PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE BONES

THIS WEBSITE IS DETICATED TO THE FINAL STATE OF MAN.

BONES ARE SO COOL, IF YOU WANT SOME YOU CAN FIND THEM UNDER YOUR WEAK SKIN

WOW! IT MUST BE SUCH FUN TO BE BONES

WOW! IT MUST BE SUCH FUN TO BE BONES

SKELETON FACTS

THERE IS A SKELETON SCREAMING TO GET OUT, ITS INSIDE YOU. HELP IT GET OUT PLEASE

Bones are made up of calcium, phosphorus, sodium, and other minerals, as well as the protein collagen.

The femur, or thighbone, is the longest and strongest bone of the human skeleton.

your skeleton will live much longer than you.

Welcome to my Layout Maker!

Please read this first!

This tool generates a layout that is responsive, which means it looks great on phones! Use dropdowns above to customize your layout's general features. Click the button to generate your HTML and CSS, and paste it into a file on Neocities.

Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.

If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.

Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.